Farage is the name. You can pronounce it Farraardge, just because i said so. i also said a lot about the `Foreign Bodies` that are blighting Blighty. i was more than a little baffled as to why more of you bigots did not vote for us in last years election fiasco. The man on screen who decided to crack an egg on my head was obviously militant muslim militia, and a chicken head when it comes to staging a coop.

it was that sort of ignorant thuggery that led me to step down as leader. Now i can look forward to sipping WHiTE wine in Southern France, away from all the coloured people that weaken the economy. My leaving bonus was more than adequate thank you very much. Goodbye Britain. Good Luck.

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